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What are the funniest programming related jokes?

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What are the funniest programming related jokes	Price	Price	Current stable version
-- Java	-	Open source (free)	10
-- Computer science student	-	-	-
-- C++ hammer	-	-	-
-- Programmers	-	-	-
-- What's a Pirate's favourite language?	-	-	-

Java

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Price:Open source (free)

Current stable version:10

Site:https://www.java.com

Computer science student

Programmers

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